Adventures in Being

FIVE SURGEONS

Five Surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best
patients to operate on.

The first surgeon, from New York, says, 'I like to see accountants on
my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is
numbered.'

The second, from Chicago, responds, 'Yes, but you should try
electricians! Everything inside them is color coded.'

The third! surgeon, from Dallas, says, 'No, I really think Librarians
are the best , everything inside them is in alphabetical order.'

The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: 'You know, I like
construction workers......those guys always understand when you have a
few parts left over.'

But the fifth surgeon, from Washington DC, shut them all up when he
observed: 'You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate
on.......There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine,
and the head and
the ass are interchangeable.